Sex ? I doubt so.

So Marc was just going on and on endlessly about women's condom and telling me the whole history of condoms. He went on and on and on and on. I thought he was never gonna end. So here's a fragment of what he said.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
Condoms can be used to hold water in emergency survival situations. [44] The British SAS carry condoms as a method for carrying water in these emergencies.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
this is killing me

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
Foot travelers in South America wear condoms when wading through water to prevent a small catfish known as candirú from swimming into the urethra. The fish is attracted to the scent of blood and urine.

And like that's not enough he went on about female condoms.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
apparently got sounds wan

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
like rustling sound like paper o sumthing

After that he was talking about women's orgasm and how they can reach it only by talking. Okeh, thats something i didn't know. I mean like pardon me but who the fuck talks dirty and suddenly their screaming their heads off. -_-

Oh, he said that its in very rare cases. But still, -_-".

C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
did u just had sex?
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
hahahah no
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
hahehhaehae
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
i doubt so
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
bwahah
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
u doubt i jus had sex ?
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
hahehah yes..
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
duh
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
who would wanna sleep with u ?!
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
hahAHahAHaHH
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
hazel i hate u .
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
ur such a bitch !

And like that's not enough he added something so hilarious i nearly fell off the chair reading it.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
girls are dying to fuck me okay

Oh right Marc, i'm sure there are girls lining up yeah ?

He also wants me to add this so he can syiok sendiri.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
marcus : sex machine !

Sometimes I just don't know why i have a weird best friend.

Round and round

I will always remember what happened eventhough i said its not important anymore. Not that i care of course but because at that time i knew that it was all a joke. I knew that some things in life cannot be that good, amazing or whatever i thought that it was but of course i was in some sort of delusional state.

Life is all about moving on and getting on with whats best for ourselves instead of moaning over the past and thinking ways to get back at people for what they had done to us. Am i right ? Well, correct me if i'm anywhere near wrong. I'm not saying that that's the whole purpose of life just maybe a fraction of it. I know what i am talking about so don't say i'm deluded because my mind's being as sane as it can be.

It's just funny how some people think that they can just hide their past forever and don't know that their just that kinda people that would do it over and over again. They seem to think that by hiding it means being able to forget and erase other people's perception. Well reality check ok, it doesn't mean that when you don't say anything about it people around would not know. People do know only they don't bother to talk about something that's not important at all.

It's not that we are judging you or anything but come on once if its a life routine people would assume that its gonna happen again right ? And then its all gonna be the same again.

I don't know if its gonna happen again or not but if it does i'm just gonna sit back and laugh and think "Oh, here we go again. Same ol' same ol'. Nothings changed."Same goes for the others.

Round and round like some silly rollercoaster that's never ending.

So pitiful, i'd say.

But who cares right ?

Back . . . .

I AM BACKKK.

Oh you mean i didn't say i was just going for two days ? Hahahaa..

Anyway will update soon cos i don't wanna entertain this blog for a bit.
Got tonnes of pics to edit somemore.

Oh yeah i also have this weird ass (no pun intended) rash on well, my ass.
Prollie from the waterfall. I have very delicate skin you see.

:p

OH BTW, the boyfriend is such a moron at times. He purposely wanna piss me off cos i was being innocently blur. Like the other night just while we were on our way to leave we had to go over to my house to pick up the chickens and other stuff. I asked him innocently how to like put the whole pot of chicken in the boot right. And he sarcastically answered me MORON-ishly.

"So you wanna put the chicken in the plastic bag and take it there?! OR put the pot in the plastic bag ?" - I was blur lah so i asked.

Boyfriend ignores me. Talks to Augustine like i'm not there.
"Eh, dowan to answer her lah. Asking stupid question."
"Whaaatttt ?"
"Of course put the pot with the chicken into a plastic bag tie it up tightly lah. What you want me to say ? Put the plastic bag in the pot issit? "

Mahai ar. Damn kau mean. Bitch.

:(

Okie off now.

I'm off again.

*dust this blog with feather duster*

Okay can start now. I realise these few days i've not been blogging so frequently anymore. As usual my life is a bore and exciting stuff rarely happens to me. *HaHHaAA*

Anyway was in Planet Hollywood today with Celina drinking. And that's about it.
Watched You,Me and Dupree.It was not that bad but all i can say is Dupree can be quite annoying at times. It's like you're sitting there and you just wanna punch him for shit that he did. Luckily he made up for it.

Oh yeah, i'm gonna be missing in action for some time. Going to Bkt Tinggi with the boyfriend and gang tomorrow. Just gonna chill out and have some innocent lil fun.

And yeah i just have to vent this out a bit.
This lady which is not close to me at all went to blabber some stuff around about me. And seeing that its not a really big deal it didn't really push my buttons at first. But the things that she said can make me boil for like the next ten fucking years. Its like she purposely wanna make the thing taste more. (Add salt, add vinegar.)

Excuse me ? What rights do you have to go about egging on me when i didn't even commit a fucking crime. And by the way have you look at your daughter lately ? God knows what the fuck she does and you're there complanining about me ? HELLO ? I don't think anyone gives a shit about what she said but it just freaking pisses me off.

Yea, i know i'm a bitch at times. Sometimes. Okay fine all the time.
At least i know that and i don't deny it.

And you whereas is just in a state of total denial.
So stop screwing around my life and get on with yours okay.

*breaths out*

Finito.

I think i lost some time

I realised i haven't been updating lately due to the piles of work i still have to do for college and also been busy working.

Yes, i am still a bit emo over the sunburn issue cos my skin now is like damn not nice. Can i just go and get rolled over by a truck ?

Anyway i was just reading over my essay and i realise i wrote lotsa rubbish and bullshit in it. I'm trying my best not to sound like a stupid person writing the essay but unfortunately i fail to do so. I AM still reading it and yes it still sounds like its coming from a dumb blonde.

Sigh, so much for reading up all the latest notes.

Stress can die.

Anyhows i guess i won't be updating anytime soon cos i STILL have a lot of readings to catch up with and i think i'm losing a whole lot of time over nothing.

Can someone, anyone at all for that matter buy me some time ? I seem to not have enough of those.

Fried

... literally.

I AM FRIED LITERALLY LAH, WHAT ELSE.

Line of the day was from Ayob when Siev and I was smoking under the hot sun.

"Woah, smoking girls."

Yeah like literally smoking. I swear there were smoke coming outta me. Like fumes.

-_-"

Anyway i miss class today cos of my skin condition, its really bad at the moment. It hurts like nobody's bloody business.

Got back yesterday and then went straight to the pharmacy to get some watsoever lotion to relief my sunburn. Thank god they have BananaBoat Aloe Gel.

Anyway i just wanna say .. "FUCK MALAYSIAN SUN"
Damn bodoh gila babi. Now i am not fair anymore which is the thing i fear most. I am one shade darker and i emo mengada cos it'll take like forever before i become fair again.

I damn emo till post also a bit sot already. I know its damn incoherent but then i can't think straight now and i'm damn emo sad.

Sob sob sob.

Ouch, my skin fucking hurtsss.. does anyone know any ways to relief the pain ??

Dunno dot com

What's with the title ? Nothing.
I just didn't know what post this comes under so i'll forego the stupid title-ing.
Anyways the boyfriend,Ming,Wai,Ping,Augustine and I went to play badminton last night at 11pm somewhere in Shah Alam.

And guess what ?

My butt hurts today like shit. And i was walking like a silly duck.

And guess what ?

I have work tomorrow.

ARGGGHH. *stress emo*

I'm going to bed now angry and with a sore-fucking-arse.

And yes i still haven't put up the pics from Bkt Tinggi. I think i'm just going to forget that for now. I have four fucking assignments to finish by next Friday and i don't even know where to start.

ARGHH. *stress double emo*

Why can't i have more time in a day ?

More work

AND NO FUCKING REST.

Sigh. This Sunday got work again at Sepang this time for the MotoGP.

Going to be damn hot i'm assuming and tiring too.

Hrmm.

Okeh i don't know what to blog at the moment.
And yes i know i haven't upload the pics of Bkt Tinggi escapade yet and we're gonna be going there again this 23rd for another getaway. So hopefully i can take more er.. *nice* pics and unfat ones. Then i can post it up. Haha.

Oh i see . . .

that i haven't put up pics of my escapade in Bkt Tinggi.

I guess that'll just have to wait cos i'm damn lazy to edit my photos now.

And also ar.. i look damn fat in most of them. And stupid too.

Its time to lose some weight and actually i did put in some effort into doing that .. i just did 100 sit ups last nite resting in between lah of cos. And the bf and i decided to finally hit the gym and go swimming tomorrow and do that at least 3 times a week. I am actually attempting to exercise again !

Sounds so depressing lah. I actually don't really have time to do all that. I have other better things to do like i dunno, shop ? -_-

Speaking of shopping, i actually haven't done any shopping since the mega sales started and now its ended. And guess what bf is bringing me shopping next week. What for lah since the sales are already over ?

Geram betul.

Nvm lah at least still get to go shopping.

Okie gotta stop here i think Marc and Ben's gonna call me in a while. And we're going out for some bonding session. Yes at 3am in the fucking morning.

<3

A tribute to Steve Irwin

Although i don't know who the heck is he.
*Yes i have never seen him in action at ALL. All i know is that he's a croc hunter.*

Ironically he died cos he got stung or something along those lines by a stingray. How unlucky can he get? I've like seen a freaking stingray everytime i go snorkelling in Pangkor and no i have not died until today. I actually thought it was harmless.

Anyway i got to know this cos everyone was putting a kura-kura icon in front of their msn nicks. I thought people only put roses then but i guess he's different cos he was very attached to er.. animals.

So everybody put a kura-kura icon in front of your nickname yeah ?

-_-"

Rest in peace Steve !

Cannot make it at all

Yes thats how my whole body is feeling at the moment.

SO CANNOT MAKE IT AT ALL DOT COM DOT MY.

I had work today promoting the new Motorola A1200.
And omfg i am so tired now i don't even think i will have the mood to wake up and go to class tomorrow which i know i will so die dot com if i keep skipping cos of work.

But really lah i can't make it already lah.

I think i'm going to die any moment soon.
*i take that back, don't wanna be run over a bus anytime soon or worse a truck.*

And worse of all i am gaining soooo much weight all of a sudden its not even laughable anymore.
I think my body is just bloated lah, you know water retention and everything.
-_-"

And i just ate a burger.
Shiet.

So much for keeping fit.

Anyways i'm off to do my stupid pubic public law assignment and drown miserably in my tiredness.

I need my boyfriend.
*sobs*

Surprise . . . .

Just the other day boyfriend and i had some sort of a big fight about something really stupid.
So he got angry and i got angry and then we both got angry. Over what ? Nothing.

Damn silly.

So the boyfriend decided to make it up to me and called it truce by buying his way out ..
And i bought his way out. In the end we lived happily ever since.

HAhA.

So guess what he did that made me happy-ish ?

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Come on you're almost there . . . .
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Yup he bought me cupcakes. *bweh*
I'm easy to please lah. So i'm considered a quite low maintenance girlfriend.
Just buy me cupcakes and i'm happy and you're forgiven. See so easy righttt ?

Damn pretty right ... ?? I likey. Although its not as good as Cuppacakes but its still good. Maybe got too much love in it lah. Lol. I humour myself sometimes.

Okie the picture is quite blur. -_-

Told yah i'm easy to please.

I'll really have to go and sleep now before i really really pass out.

Happy Belated Merdeka.

Arghh. Just got back from Bkt Tinggi last night at around 9pm.
Passed out until like this afternoon at 2pm. I slept for 13 hours or so straight and when i woke up my bladder was so full i thought i pee-ed in my pants. Which i did not laa of course. -_-

Then went out to meet my bro with the boyfriend and then went over to the boyfriend's and then went out to meet Wai and Ming for our usual yum-cha session.
NOW only got home.

-_-

Will blog soon about the trip to Bkt Tinggi.
So can die dot com.

I need to pass out real bad now. Tomorrow got class somemore. AIHHHH.
Someone please shoot me.

Oh yah..

Happy Belated Merdeka to everyone !

*big grins*