Sex ? I doubt so.

So Marc was just going on and on endlessly about women's condom and telling me the whole history of condoms. He went on and on and on and on. I thought he was never gonna end. So here's a fragment of what he said.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
Condoms can be used to hold water in emergency survival situations. [44] The British SAS carry condoms as a method for carrying water in these emergencies.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
this is killing me

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
Foot travelers in South America wear condoms when wading through water to prevent a small catfish known as candirú from swimming into the urethra. The fish is attracted to the scent of blood and urine.

And like that's not enough he went on about female condoms.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
apparently got sounds wan

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
like rustling sound like paper o sumthing

After that he was talking about women's orgasm and how they can reach it only by talking. Okeh, thats something i didn't know. I mean like pardon me but who the fuck talks dirty and suddenly their screaming their heads off. -_-

Oh, he said that its in very rare cases. But still, -_-".

C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
did u just had sex?
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
hahahah no
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
hahehhaehae
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
i doubt so
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
bwahah
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
u doubt i jus had sex ?
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
hahehah yes..
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
duh
C я e S t F á L L e n - Malignant of Self-love :MissBoo*Hazel: - says:
who would wanna sleep with u ?!
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
hahAHahAHaHH
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
hazel i hate u .
магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
ur such a bitch !

And like that's not enough he added something so hilarious i nearly fell off the chair reading it.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
girls are dying to fuck me okay

Oh right Marc, i'm sure there are girls lining up yeah ?

He also wants me to add this so he can syiok sendiri.

магĉųŝ [†] Łέє says:
marcus : sex machine !

Sometimes I just don't know why i have a weird best friend.