Umbrella - ella - ella - ella

OMFG. I swear that song is damn irritating ok. I listen to it almost everyeffingday on the fking radio and i'm kinda goofed up how everything could be turned into a song nowadays. I swear one day people will be singing about like toilet seats or something and even that will turn into some hot hit.

As if that's not enough today while i was in the car with Momzie on the way to do some shopping it came on the radio and my Momzie which don't even know who the heck is Rihanna is is singing to Umbrella. -_-

She went "ella,ella,ella under my umbrella" and cackled. o_O Freaked the hell outta me for a moment.

"Do you even know who's the singer?"
"No. Do i have to? I don't even know what she's singing but i only know the part ella ella. Sounds cute."

double sweats. -_-""

happie burfday lis biatch :p

Although we've only knew each other for 3 years now but it seems to me as though we've known each other since forever.

You would call me the crazee one and i'd call you the even more crazieeer one cos' darling you know you are crazier ok. Don't try to deny cos i know you better than anyone :p


She 'claims' she's a damn effing goodie girl whilst holding up her Marlboro Lights in one hand patting her long luscious lashes at me.


She also bull about how she does not drink but the minute we sit down at a bar she orders a vodka lime or sometimes just vodka or anything with vodka. I swear she loves vodka more than anything.


She drinks more than me like some alcoholic nut and make it a point to show that moi drinks more than her.


She stood by me thru times of sadness and grief and thru and thru again she proves to me she's loyal to the core.


We have tiffs and bitching times but nevertheless we'd always make up and prove to each other that we're just us deep down inside and no matter how much we put up to fight cos each of us got some manic ego problem lah, we'd end up crying in each other's arms like small little girls.


We've put through each bits and pieces in life forming a bond we know that we will not ever break by petty things.


We know we'll always be bestest friends till the end and 20 years from know we'd prollie be old, wrinkly a little and married and have the best careers we'd always wanted. HAHA, actually we conspiredto open a nude bar . . . kidding ! :p We know that deep down inside we'd still be sitting at some dingy cafe or mamak or watever lah sipping on coffee or maybe wine and still be bitching about everything that happened.


Thank you for always being a friend and know that i'd always have your back like you have mine. Love you loads biatch and happy birthday lah :p




Have a good one k !

With love from moi.

cheers xoxo

The long trip

Lately i've been turning into a huge ass bum. Like literally. I think the weight is piling up and i've been just ... BUMMING around.

Goodness suddenly 3 months of holiday is like a bad bad idea or something. DANG.

So anyways i haven't gotten the pictures from Lis yet so i guess i can just like post about our trip there with no pictures. hmmph. But i think we didn't actually took any pics also cos we didn't want it to get lost or something. Most of em' are like camwhore pics we took in our teensy bikini in the damn room. -_-

Anyhows we went there by flight through AirAsia of cos', it was damn cheapppp damn valueee. It was 100rm for both ways. Anyhows we reached there in less than an hour and got sugar high when we touched down. Reen was almost yelling "OMG, we're here. Finally." Lol. It's an inside joke.

So after that we rented a wira for 2days together with the island tour for only 230rm. So each of us had to pay only 50rm plus plus. It was seriously a good bargain considering the fact that there was this group of people of the same number with us, 4 person that got the same car for 2days along with the tour for 460rm. We actually got it for like half price! Geez, people in Langkawi sure is friendly with us. We have this so-called bargaining powers like aunties in the pasar ok. I'm sure we'll be very good er.. pasar housewives next time although i doubt i'll ever go to a pasar to buy like veggies and meat. haHAa. And oh the tour guy told us if we ever got lost, cos we were kinda er .. mentally challenged about roads and he told us if we ever got lost we'd be the first tourist that does.

After that one of the guys were actually so friendly to us he offered to push our trolleys to the front gate to wait for the car to arrive. Not bad. That's the way it should be lah, first time in Langkawi and already they give us quite a good impression. lol.

We drove all the way to Cenang beach to our resort called the Malibest and checked in. Dump all our stuff there and changed into our bikinis and summer wear and head right out to town to do some duty free shopping of cos and had some yummy tom yam at some place near the fish farm then dropped by Langkawi Fair. Bought a bottle of Malibu(duh!),Heineken, some chocs and packs of ciggies. The rest of the day we were just lazying around, mostly getting lost and getting pissed cos of every little damn thing. Reached back the resort kinda late so we were just lazying in the room and chilling until something pissed me and Reen off.

Second day we went to the beach and met this bunch of beach people that worked there and he gave us a whoopass discount for kayaking. Like seriously. The original price to rent a kayak there is suppose to be 70rm(an hour) for two he gave us like .. 20rm(an hour or more). He told us to take our time and like kayak slowly. o_o. Seriously the people is damn nice ok.

Reen and i were a team whereas Jac and Lis were the other. We kayak like some cock people ok Reen and I. We had no co-ordination and was just kayaking with our might.I was manouvering while she was suppose to like push the waters or something. Reen said its like we're in the olympics or something.Jac and Lis had co-ordination but they were like so freaking far behind us till we actually reached the other island and chilled at the shores, in the kayak of cos. The beach on that island was like deserted and it looked spooky. HAHA. After that we couldn't take the heat so we kayak back and we were super drenched cos like when we paddled the water kept dripping on us and we kept singing Beyonce's song "to the left to the left"and Reen added like "everything you own to the island to the left". I think shes high or something.

After that we chilled on the beach, drank some beer and went on a boat with this guy we met on the beach.He gave us a free ride around the island while pulling people on the banana boat. Jac was actually driving the damn boat ok. Lis and I was damn scared we might crash or something.
The people is damn nice ok, they gave us a free goddamn ride that cost like 20rm for 15mins. They even wanted to give us like 50rm for parasailing (the original is 80rm!)

And that was when Jac got stung by a goddamn jellyfish and was lying under a tree rubbing like lime or something into her wound. She was ok by then and then later on Lis and I was stung. -_-
Didn't actually feel anything at first and then i saw something the size of a mozzie bite on my feet and now its healed but it looks charred. According to the doc my skin is sensitive. So Momzie is making me eat BioE and putting repair cream on my feet everyfreakingday. Its ok already lah, it just looks ugly. Ok, ugly is an understatement.. it looks kinda dead. Not to worry, i'm fine.

After the beach day out we got ready and went to town again to shop somemore and then suddenly Lis sort of like wanted to pass out so we sent her straight into the emergency ward at Langkawi Hosp and she got treated straight away. Got a jab and everything. I think the poison of the jellyfish reacted to her more cos her sting was really bad. She looked like she had an anklet of bites ok. So we had dinner and then went back to the resort and just hung out watching some tv and having girlie talks.

The third day we went on the island tour and went to this place called Pulau Dayang Bunting or something. Not too sure of the name. Oh we got chased by monkeys. OMG, they're like fucking vicious creatures ok. They looked like they were about to attack us cos we had like food. Goddamn it. This group of white tourist was actually video-camering us and asked us to do it again cos it was funny. Shit, hopefully i don't like find it on YouTube or something.

So anyways, we climbed the fucken steps seriously fucken annoying steps. It felt like we climbed a mountain or something and we were in flip flops ok, so not trekking material. We finally reached the damn lake that apparently if you drink the water you'll get pregnant. What bullocks, it was kinda disturbing cos everyone had their feet in the water. Apparently the catfish will come and like massage you or something. o_o I'd rather go to the reflexologist. HAHAHA. Damn bimbo can die dot com. Reen and I actually rented a paddle boat and went paddling through the damn lake and at one point we were just chilling and i was smoking in the middle of the lake. It was so serene ok. I dunno if i can smoke there or not cos like no one was doing it and the lake is like freaking clean. I threw the ciggie butt in the boat. :p I didn't have a choice ok.

Next we went to the dunno wat island to see eagles being fed. Omg, i've never seen so many eagles in my freaking life. It was massive and it was damn gorgeous lah and they all look damn fat. They fly like gracefully and then just plopped on the surface to get the food and fly off again. Well that was it, nothing interesting. HAHA.

The third island was a place called Beras Basah or something and they let us chill at the beach there for a bit before heading back. The water is damn freaking clear compared to the waters back at Cenang. So yeap, that's it.

When we got back at the resort we went to chill out at the beach while Jac was engrossed in her frisbee and Lis was laying on the beach. Reen and i went to kayak again. Toned arms was our motivation. We tried to kayak to the other island this time but we got lazy and we just like chilled in the middle of the damn sea. The waves suddenly got kinda rough cos it rained like before so we headed back slowly and taking like almost a 100 pit stops along the way till i got kinda like seasick. Seriously i had to like buy medicated oil cos i felt like i was gonna lurch all the time at night during dinner. After a nice seafood dinner, the girls and i was just damn tired and we suddenly wished that we were going back faster.Too much of Langkawi is damn tiring and this just proves we're city chicks at heart. We missed the tv, the internet and our social lives. 4 days 3 nights is just too much to handle on an island.

By the fourth day at the airport, we had to go thru customs officials and holy cow they're like the nicest people ever. They were being nice to us and just asked if we brought the whole Langkawi back. We joked saying that we didn't have like enough place to put it. lol. They let us pass through without checking anything much and we went thru the green lane not declaring anything although we were actually taking quite a number of duty free stuff. Over the limit to say per se.

Anyhows when i touched down at KL, i was jolly glad to see the boyfriend standing at the arrival hall waiting to whip me off to PortDickson with our close friends and better yet he bought the new SGH-D840 Samsung metallic phone i wanted as a surprise pressie. Thanks my little darling. ;)

And thats the end of it. Langkawi was great and PD was just full of fun, bbq-ing at the seaside and catching crabs and getting damn pissed drunk playing 007 and drinking for every reason and laughing at stupid lame jokes. Malacca was even better but i guess i'm gonna blog that the next time lah, damn tiring ok writing about everything in one long post as though its damn fucken interesting like that. I bet people will be like omg this post is never ending wei. -_-

So ciao and send me some love ! My chatbox's been lonely and untouched lah.

Love,
moi
xoxo

I need to sleep, like, seriously

Although my leg looks like its charred, jolly me still bounced off to Maisons to party with the girls and i fucken swear i'm so not going to step into that place for a long long time to come.

It was freaking packed till i couldn't even move my limbs and everyone looked so young. All of a sudden me in kitten heels, a kimono wrap and jeans looked so outta place. I hadn't plan to actually dance or anything so i wanted to wear something casual but instead i spent like half of the night on the dance floor slutting with Reen and Stella. -_- damn fail dot com.

On the contrary i could have sworn i wasn't actually dancing cos half of the time everyone was just pushing everyone and its like you move even if you're actually trying to be stationary.

Anyhows i seriously wanted to pass out till late afternoon but then Lis called and reminded me that we had a lunch date and had to take a trip to the salon. Oh god, i can just so kill myself right now.

So now i'm up at like 12fkpm after sleeping at almost 6am and waiting for Ms Reen to come fetch me out.

I neeedd sleeeeepp ! *grumbles grumbles*

Of Pee and Jellyfishies

O-keh everyone's been asking me to pee on my freaking leg that's been stung by the jellyfish.

It's not going to work ok. First of all its disgusting. Second, i can't aim at my feet. Thirdly, it's a little too late for that now. I've gotten my medications, gotten Ibuprofen cream (i think) from the doc and i even gotten a tetanus jab just for pre-caution. I'm fine.

Yes, i know my leg looks like its been burnt a million times, damn horrid looking and damn ugly. Nobody is allowed to make fun of it okeh. It's not funny. I just thank God i'm ok and well and about and still ready to actually party around. HAHAH.

Anyways i'm kinda lazy to actually blog about Langkawi at the moment. I have to actually refresh my memory again. My memory power still fails me right now eventhough i don't have to cram anymore law thingies in my head. Damn fail dot com.

Oh last but not leasttt .. A very happy er start of class to Junnie and Prema. Enjoy the college days :p

Back !

Anywaysss people.. i'm backkk !

Before i start typing out the whole trip .. i'm just gonna start with two most important things.

Firstly, i've got a new phone .. fin-fucken-ally . :p

The boyfriend got it for me as a surprise pressie when i touched down from Langkawi. It was a really sweet surprise. Love u darling !

Hehe. Anyways i was telling the boyfriend that since i'm only gone for a week i've got a new fone what if i'm gone for a month ? Will i get a new car ? HmmpHh. That totally cracked CheeFai and SoongYun up in the backseat.

Anyhows .. second thing is i was bitten by jellyfish in Langkawi and has now developed a ugly right feet. It is so ugly honestly. Like its been burnt a hundred times. Arghh and i'm so so worried now. But its getting better lah. Blisters were forming for the last 2 days but it has dried up now. At the moment i'm just waiting for the thingy to go off. Oh Jac and Lis got bitten too.

So remember people when you do head to Langkawi remember the stupid jellyfish. Apparently theres a whole load of them. Bweh.

Anyways anything please do call me ok ? I'm advised not to walk at the moment so i cannot so sadly go clubbing ok. But i will call you guys once i'm totally healed from this ugly moment.

Sigh.

I'm off tomorrow !

O-kehsss off to Langkawi tomorrow !

Anything unimportant except if its work or something, try not to buzz me :p

Okies i'm getting all excited now and jittery and i dunno if whatever i've packed is enough.

Yups. Finally !

Oh goodness.

When the clock was ticking nearly to 12pm today i nearly fell off my seat cos exams is finally over-ing. HaHAa. Well no it wasn't like that. It was very er .. mediocre. I still had the feeling that i need to study for some next imaginary exam. Yes this is the side effect of too much law. It crazyfy a person.

Anyhows Lis,Mark and I head down to Sg Wang today right after exams ( which i just found out that Ms Junnie was there too today thru her blog ! Sei soh poh never call ! :p ) And the irony is that we went to U-Village to eat as well and never saw her. -_-

I was still trying to digress the fact that there is no more exam laaa. Feel so indifferent. WTF is wrong with me ?! Before this i can't wait till its over and now when its finally over i feel nothing. NA DA, ZILCH. Something is seriously wrong with me.

Mark left us halfway cos apparently he hitch a ride home with his homeboys which left Lis and I walking around and shopping non-sensically all over Sg Wang. In total we were literally walking around for nearly 7 fucken hours. Retail therapy is good for the withered soul. HAHAHHA.

Anyways still tak cukup of shopping and the boyfriend decided to bring me for more shopping soonish.

Ohh can't wait to leave to Langkawi on Monday. And i've got bad news cos Jac might have a shoot on the same day and she might not make it with us to Langkawi. Urk. WORK SUCKS.

Oh btw people i'm freaking free now for three whole months. So if anyone wants to do some catching up, catching up on beer, clubbing, partying, dancing and bla bla bla like mad please do not ever hesitate to call. I swear i'll be some mouldy old piece of cheese if no one calls.

p/s :
Adrian, stop playing your crazy CS and call me up soon.
Junnie ,sei soh poh promise to hang out with me. Better call me or i'll eat you up together with Steph. *teehee*
Leo, lets finally sip on that beer. :)

Others please please do call. I'm as free as a fly. -_-

Oh btw don't EVER ask me how was the exams. It basically sucks.

TWO FUCKEN MORE

Yes two fucken more papers and i'm done with it.

Finally .. so near yet so far.. Sigh.

I know i said i'll be on hiatus for a bit but i seriously cannot take the depression from studying.

Screw Mr Lecturers for saying that one cannot die from overstudying. You can do okeh and i swear i nearly saw the light. YES THE LIGHT!

Screw Mr Lecturers for saying that one has never died from stress as well.

Two more just two more .. misshazel just fucken bear the stress for two more days only. Two more papers and we can jump for joy and drink merry beer and celebrate forever.

Well not forever but for 3 fucken months. 3 fucken months okehhhh.. i haven't even planned what i'm gonna do. But all i know is right after the exam we're heading to Laundry and then to Maison and then off to Langkawi and then PD and then Malacca and then dunno where else.

But i'm finally going off away from the misery of the exam stress tensionness.

Oh btw i feel like i am so turning into a bipolar cow and yes this has been so irrelevant and i'm just ranting non-stop. Funny how i do that in exams as well.

Hrmm i'll HAVE to go back to my notes right now.

P/s : Common law reasoning is such a biatch. I mean seriously who the fuck actually wants to know how the stupid legal institutions works ??! WHY LAHH ? Okeh better not anger the Law Gods. Thats the very least of what i need now.

I swear while reading halfway i was unconcious cos i didn't know what was going on. Is that normal ?

I guess not.

Oh, oh i lost me brains ! HAHAHAHA !