M i s s b o o h a z e l*

*Sinful Indulgences of Her Soul.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Joke

This has to be THE funniest real life joke i've ever heard ..

Friend 1: What would you do if someone called you a pussy?

Friend 2 which is really really really really naive thinks really really hard and comes back in 3 minutes saying..

Friend 2: I don't get it.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Why would someone call me a cat?

0_O" " " "

Oh my fucken god.

Cha lannn tou.

I swear i laughed till i nearly drop my glass of Belvedere's okeh.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Weird Conversation

"Hi. Would you like a drink?"
"No.."
"Oh my name is Eric. Nice to meet you."
*shake hands*
"Nice to meet you."
*Guy still stood there not moving offering a drink.*
*Pushing a glass of Chivas into free hands.*
"Drink up drink up!"
"No thanks."
*walks away in quick paces.*

Okiess this didn't happened to me. This happened to the boyfriend! I was like laughing unpitifully at him when he told me. I obviously don't think he looks anything remotely close to a gay. *I don't have anything against gays. A few of my close friends are actually gay and they are very very nice and sensible people, ok.*

Anyway boyfriend said that he was a little afraid cos the guy was drunk and was attempting to grab a hold of his butt. I mean if he was good looking i am sure the boyfriend would allow him to get a hold of his butt. But i guess this meant that he was not remotely close to good looking.

How weird.

Ironically boyfriend was wearing a tee that said "I love my girlfriend." Guess that guy must be too drunk to notice.

Anyhows been very very tired these few days. I am almost drinking everyday like a fish. And by that i mean alcohol ok. Yesterday i was in Zouk running from Mainroom to Velvet and to Loft! You obviously cannot imagine how tired i am. Even i cannot imagine it myself! And today went to some pub in Klang to drink again cos it was Augustine's 21st birthday. Augustine had some fabulous caterer at his house party today and i was such a glutton i have no problems taking second helpings at almost everything :p. I swear if i eat more i'm gonna go back to my old fat self. Oh we had JD and Chivas today. Sheesh drinking even when i'm suppose to recuperate.

And also more free time to myself cos no work tomorrow till Tuesday. I feel so happy and relieved. Tomorrow i shall be mean and go over to OneUtama to kacau Vivian at the SonyEricsson roadshow.

Anyways really gotta go bunk in now. So goddamn tired.