Where ...

... to go tomorrow night la ?

I've been asking the boyfriend for at least a million times that question today.

"So where to go lah tomorrow night? Takkan la really sit home and rot.."
"Why must we go anywhere? Sit at home can die meh ?"
"You really want me to answer that?"

After like half an hour i asked him again.

"So..where lah?"
"Dunno laa.. I'll tell you tomorrow or something lah."
"Aiyah damn no fun.."
"Why la ?"
"Nothing to be excited about."
"-_-"

Haha. What.Lah. I like to be excited over something. Over anything actually.
So in the end the boyfriend told me that we might be going up to Genting to Augustine's apartment to have a small steamboat party. *hoorah*

Wai,Ming and YuPing is coming too. *double hoorah*
The thing about having steamboat in Genting is like.really.really.good because its cold and we don't have to drenched ourselves in sweat.

So now i'm damn hyper thinking about it.

Yah, i know. I'm damn easy to please.

-_-"

:edit:

Aiyak.The bf just said tomorrow's plan maybe tak jadi.
Grr. Now nothing to be excited over. Damn not syiok.

SMS, literally.

The other day while yum-chaing with the boyfriend and Jack, boyfriend suddenly got a SMS from his ex-boss which was written :

"W a u I a h o"

At first boyfriend didn't know what it meant so he asked both me and Jack to decipher it. I told him that maybe he sent a wrong SMS or something but boyfriend said that the ex-boss was suppose to SMS him so that he could go over to collect some stuff. So i *trieD* to read it again.

Me: I think he's in pain. WAULAUHO, u know...

Bf: Stupid.

Me: -_-" Don't ask me laa then.

Jack: I think send wrong message la.

Bf: OH! I think he meant Where Are U I'm At Home.

Me: Wah, like that also can ar. Damn short right.

Okie. So the ex-boss really gave a whole new meaning to the term Short Messaging Service.

The shortest sms i always get is from Momzie. She'll only type one liners like .. "where are u", without the question mark somemore. And i'll tell her where am i and she'll go like "ok".

Damn wasting money la.

In desperate times

Ever since i had Friendster, i've had many desperate guys messaging me nonsense.
Its fine if you truly want to be a friend and have good intentions laa and honestly at least have a good command in English. I'm not saying my england is vely the powderful but at least i know i can speak and write to an acceptable level of english. And sometimes all the messages i get just makes me want to laugh out loud. Literally.

And also there are actually random people out there that likes to add people for no particular reason. As i clearly stated in my profile that i *will* only add people i know and people that have the courtesy to message before i consider whether its safe to add them or not. I mean thats the purpose really for having a Friendster right? Correct me if i am wrong. So sometimes i get friend requests and i do the courtesy of messaging them if i dunno who they are or maybe its someone whom i've forgotten or maybe its the girl or guy sitting next to me in kindegarten. I mean its only the right thing to do, no? Its funny how they reply me by texting something really stupid like.. "Oh, you don't know me but i only want to add you as a friends." (Yes,friendS.) Damn bodoh mengelabah o-keh.

Not only that sometimes when i reject a certain friend request because i don't know who they are and they look like they only want to add you for fun right ? And guess what .. they'll add you right back up the next day. I mean what is wrong with these people. Don't they get it?

I guess not.

So these are some of the messages which i've gotten from several anonymous on Friendster.

Megalomaniac no 1:
"hi... mind to friend??? hope to heard from u soon...bye"
I got another message from this same person again which was written .. "Add me oh."
Ho ho. I very doubt so i will.

Megalomaniac no 2:
"I am very glad to know you...... can send you email add me my email XXXXX@hotmail.com "
I don't even know what this guy wants in the beginning until i realise that he only wanted my email so that he could add me up. Bodoh to the max. -_-"

Okie and this is really funny.

Megalomaniac no 3:
The title was wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow ......

What the fuck laa.

Okie the contents are as follow without correction ..
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow ......
i cant close my eyes when the 1st time i c ur pic!!
u made me wanted to send message to you just totell yoju this~~I
n fact, i m more intrested to know how is your life more than the your pic.
I think your life must wonderfol and intresting than mine... mind to tell me ??
hi ,, i m xxxx.
Nice to meet you here ,,i like to meet frens,, and i like to learn from people who i think they are really good ~~
and i like to read books, traveling, and scubadiving ~
~pls add me at:
friendster:xxxx@hotmail.com
msn: xxxx@hotmail.com

I think i should have at least reply him with something like this..
"Hello xxxx, WOW thanks a lot arr for msging me ar.. and oh yahh sorry for making you can't close your eyes ar.. Sure very de pain la hor? Wah so good ar.. haven't even meet you can make you wanted to message me ar? wow wow wow wow.. and oh yeah ar. my life is good laa and yes of course it is more interesting and more wonderfOoool than yours laa. what to do laa cuz i have a life rightt.. ? ... "

Omfg i can't continue. I just dunno what else should i type. I know i must be a boring person as to write a reply also tak jadi. What to do laa.. i have a life lah. -_-

Okay i don't only get messages from megalomaniacs and people which amazes me to the core i also get messages from Girl Girl, you know. *wow suddenly i feel like i'm on top of the world*
*sniggers sarcastically*

" hi,i m girl girl..
i juz wanna know u..
can we b fren? "

*faints*
...

I'm so speechless.

This one lagi can die dot com.

Hazel wrote:hey there ..er thanks for the smile .. but who are u again?
megalomaniac no 4 wrote:im ur new friend...r u sure?baby.

AM I SURE OF WHAT ?? AND WHATS WITH THE STUPID BABY ? DO I LOOK LIKE A BABY TO YOU ??! I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO BE SEXY OR SOMETHING.

*pukes yesternight's dinner*

And then theres this another one from megalomaniac no 5:
"how are u i hope that u are fine i am dxxx from ipoh stay at xxx and single working with xxx if u dt mind can i be yr friend u can call me 01x-5xxxxxx or mail me xxxxxx@yahoo.com hope to hear soon from u sori i dt have acc at friendster i am using my friend mail i hope u dt mind"

Of course i don't mind. I don't even care for that matter.

I dunno whats with these people just bodoh bodoh give their number out. Like as if i'll EVER call you laa right ? And yeah thanks for telling me you are single and also soo sorry you don't have a friendster account la.. *rolls eyes*

-_-

My gawd, i know i am damn bitchy dot com but really lah sometimes i really wanna know what all these *toot* people really think.

Boyfriend thinks that they're just desperate. Now thats fine and everything.
But they also don't get the picture that i am in a relationship as my status in Friendster states that and ohhh yeah not forgetting the massive arse pictures i have smooching my boyfriend laa yea ?

O-keh fine maybe i don't have smoochie photo of him but at least just get the picture i already have somebody in my life.

Maybe my boyfriend looks too innocent and people are just not intimidated by that. *laffs*
My bf damn macho o-keh. *laffs even more*

O-keh enuff bitchings imma go get some shut eyes now.

Just wasted a whole lot of time bitching about something stupid.

Wee .. *throws confetti in air*

I'm so proud of myself. Can just use the time up to study or something more productive but noo have to blog also.

No more magic pink pill.

*BIG sigh*

Robyn just sent me an e-mail a few days ago regarding what Panadol can do to your body system.

And apparently it is toxic to the body and it also harms the liver.
See.. if i do have liver failure is prollie because of Panadols and not alcohol. I *don't* drink that often anymorE laa.. *rolls eyes*
Also apparently if i take too much of panadol menstrual i'll have to wash my kidney every month once i'm 30.

*BIGfuckingsigh*

Now i have to say goodbye to the magic pink pill and just pretend to eat vitamins and delude myself into believing its still the pink pill. Maybe it'll work that way too.

Anyways thanks a lot Robyn if not i'll probably be clutching my liver once i am 30 to the hospital and i'll be wondering if its the alcohol or not.

Hehe.

Life's Weird

All i can say is .. life's weird.

And i'm kinda glad it turned out this way.
Pitied what the past could have been.

Wonder what's next.

Magic Pill

I absofuckinglutely hate the *time of the month* but i still rather get it then NOT get it at all. But thats besides the point. The thing is i remember when i was 13 the first time i got my period it was like nothing. No pain, nothing, yilek. Although my mom asked me whether i was scared anot laa.. She thinks i'm still like 8 years old or something.

As the years passed i get really bad cramps. As in REALLY REALLY bad like the can mati dot com type. Like today, no scratch that, LIKE NOW i feel like i'm going to die. As in really going to die already.

Will someone please send me to the emergency ward ?

Boyfriend patted me and sayang me and even bought me the KitKat ice-cream i craved for like days. Damn manja la me but i deserve it. Muahaha.

So anyway i think i finally deluded myself into the fact that the Panadol Menstrual does work because i'm taking it whenever i feel like my uterus are just going to explode. That's my magic little pink pill. And today when i couldn't find where it was i nearly cried.

The boyfriend then drove me to the nearest 7-11 so i could get some.

The cashier was a malay guy and he didn't understood me when i said i wanted Panadol Menstrual. So i just said panadol perempuan. -_-"

So now i have my magic pink pill and can go to sleep in peace.

I know this is a damn bodoh post but i'm having my period so i can do whatever i want.

*sticks out tongue*

P/S: Is anyone buying cuppacakes for me ?!!

Any takers ?

O-keh i know i am really good at blackmailing people cuz i just blackmailed Marc to buy me FamousAmos today and he did. *yay*

So i finally fulfilled my craving for choc chip cookies. So fantabulous can die dot com.
Anyway i have another craving now.

I know i have lots of cravings.

What ? I am PMS-ing and i can throw a fit and be a bitch if i want to. PMS what. PMS is everything right ? *tee hee*

So what is this another craving of mine?

TADAAAA ..
Presenting to you this wonderful little beauties..

O-keh shit damn blur can mati. Well just go to www.cuppacakes.blogspot.com and you can check them out.

If you are still wondering what the heck is it .. IT'S cupcakes or cuppacakes as it is. The colours are damn beautiful and its sooooo cute can die. These beauties are only for sale per box and by order ONLY which has like 49 or 50 pieces and its so god darn expensive. *i think laa for cupcakes* The only ones i usually eat are like the ones from Gardenia. I don't really fancy cupcakes because i don't find any good ones around.

But these are really one of a kind. Its so colourful and happy looking i'm beginning to think even if i buy any i tak sampai hati to eat it. -_-"

So anyone would want to buy me these cuppacakes and share 'em with me ? LisaDarlinggg.. i know you want some.. so please buy a box then we can sharee... *hehaehehahe*

I know i damn kiam-siap laa .. but with Rm50 I can do a lot of other things.

I know i can just bully the boyfriend into buying a box for me. I'm sure he will since he is the most charming,beautiful,sexy,handsome,*big*,romantic and all other nice things boyfriend in the world, righhhhhhtt ?????

So go get me some now bitch.

*rawrr*

I think i'm crazy cuz' every 5 mins i'm going into the website and looking at the beauties. If i can't eat them now i'll just stare at it and imagine the taste of the minty choc.

I know i am damn spastic okeh. But i'm trying so don't judge me. :p

..sob sob sob..
I want cupcakes. I want, i want, i want.

*throws tantrum around and kick it*

Hanging with the chics.

Finally hung out with the girls again on Tuesday.

It was great :p

We booked a hotel at Boulevard MidValley and had a jolly good time just lazing and bumming around. We had booze, cards and my boyfriend to snuggle up to. What could be better ?

*smiles*

Sadly, Lisa was feeling sick-ish and couldn't drink with us. I didn't even drink much was feeling tired and lazy.

Well more updates on that soon. *tired*

Random.

O-keh. Blogger is being a bitch and won't let me upload more vain pics of myself. So due to the boredom i'm here posting this stupid thing because i don't have anything interesting to blog about. *laffs*

1. Jason
2. Haireen
3. Alisa
4. Jacinta
5. Vivian
6. Marc
7. Ben
8. Aidi
9. Joon Wai
10. Chee Ming
11. Augustine

How did you meet 10?
Through the boyfriend,Jason.

What would you do if you had never met 6?
I would have lived 10 years without knowing whats the meaning of a real friendship.

What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
Haha. It'll be a havoc, i swear.

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
Yeahs, we're real tight.

Do you think 1 is cute?
Of course ! He's my darlingkinzz ! :)

Tell me something about number 11.
Erk.. real stupid at times, real amusing and overall a great friend. And oh, he just got his new car. Lol.

How do you know 8?
Through number 2. They're dating.

Would you ever go on a date with number 5?
Hoho. Yes i'm sure we'll have fun.

What's 7's favorite color?
Blue, i think.

What would you do if 6 confessed they liked you?
I'd die of shock. Haha. Besides he won't. He's like a replica male of me.

Fact about 9:
I call him Mashi Maro cuz i think he looks like one.

Who is 4 going out with?
Some dude name Steven.

who is number 5 to you?
My workmate.

Would you ever live with 11??
Eh highly unlikely unless the boyfriend moves in with him then maybe. -_-

Is 2 single?
No, she's dating number 8.

Where does 7 live?
Sunway.

What do you think about 3?
Bittersweet, eccentric and bitchy. I like. :P

What's the best thing about number 8?
He's nice to number 2. Lol.

What do you like about number 10?
He's a really great pal.

Favorite Memory with 2?
The first time we've met she thought i was scary. And the rest is history. :) Prollie the time where we used to hung out everyday and go club every weekend.

More Pics

I seriously dunnoe why i look so spastic here. Please don't laff out loud. I *knoW* i look stupid.

And i know i look fat here. So please shaddap if you see me. Don't tell me anything that i DOWAN to hear. Me no likey.

This has to be the most wonderful-est( i know the word doesn't exist k, just trying to point out i love this b'day oh so much) birthday ever. Thanks my lil pig for making it happen and i love you long time.

*M.w.a.h.x.x.*

Love,

Me :)

Vain Pics on My Birthday !

Short note..

Baby thanks for a memorable night. Wouldn't be anything like this if it wasn't for you.
Baby i just wanna tell you that i appreciate everything you did for me.
And i'm sorry at times i've hurt you or made you mad.
Baby i love you for everything you are and with everything i am.

Loving and missing yah loads.
*mwahs*

Love you long time,
ME.

Warning : Massive amount of pics. Don't scroll down if not interested in vain pics :p

Anyways blogger is being a bitch and won't let me upload more pics. I guess i'll have to continue in the next post..

Happy Birthday to ME ~

The boyfriend took my family and i(duh!) our for dinner at TGIF in SubangParade today.
Momzie and Daddykinz had the 3 course dish while brother had the big arse Friday's burger. I of course had the yummylicious fettuccine which i did not finish. The boyfriend had grilled salmon.

Also the boyfriend had already planned earlier with the staffs in TGIF to embarass me in front of everyone.. well no laa actually just to sing me the birthday song - IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
There was a very awkward moment because they made me give a speech by using the pepper shaker. I didn't know what to say so i mumbled and mumbled and finally said THANKEEEWW.

And then they started to sing me the song. Before singing TGIF guy asked me what version of the song would i like.. obviously i was conned.

TGIF guy: So would you like the front version the boring one of course or the backward version of the happy birthday ?
Me: The backwards!!

I obviously thought that they were going to sing it in backwards which would be amusing but damn char tou because they turned their backs towards me and face the other crowd in the restaurant and started to sing happy birthday really loud. And theres my backwards birthday song. I was yeah .. really amused.

-_-" Stone.

And there was my first surprise. *tee hee*

My second surprise happened in the carpark. Basically Momzie spoiled the whole lot apparently.
Jason wanted to give me a big bouquet of flowers at sharp 12am but then Momzie had to tumpang baby's car to go back home with brother so then he had to move the flowers from the backseat and he just gave it to me. I was soooo happy i could have cried. None of my ex-bfs actually done that before. Well gave me flowers that is. Momzie told him that he couldn't have been more corny. *grins*

Its o-keh i likey corny. Corny makes me smile.

Later on Napoleon and Jack decided to pay us a visit while we were chilling at my home watching Taxi. -_-" I know.. damn tak ada better things to do. Well they took us to Hartamas Spicy and we yum-chared there for a bit. I was pretty tired from all the surprises.

And then i had another surprise. Baby wished me happy birthday and took out a little box containing my pressie. Its a diamond ringgg.. my really first one ever from a boyfriend. I love it so so much. *tee hee*

Apparently i actually felt it in his pockets before that but then he said i was too bodoh to realise there was a box bulging out. -_-
He also called me bodoh for not realising i was sitting right in front of my flowers. Grr..

Tak layan betul call me stoopid on my birthday.
All in all i had a wonderful birthday thanks to the boyfriend !!

Pics up in a bit. :)
Smilesss for me.

Tomorrow Marc and Ben taking me out to Swensens.

Love = )

*grins*