In desperate times

Ever since i had Friendster, i've had many desperate guys messaging me nonsense.
Its fine if you truly want to be a friend and have good intentions laa and honestly at least have a good command in English. I'm not saying my england is vely the powderful but at least i know i can speak and write to an acceptable level of english. And sometimes all the messages i get just makes me want to laugh out loud. Literally.

And also there are actually random people out there that likes to add people for no particular reason. As i clearly stated in my profile that i *will* only add people i know and people that have the courtesy to message before i consider whether its safe to add them or not. I mean thats the purpose really for having a Friendster right? Correct me if i am wrong. So sometimes i get friend requests and i do the courtesy of messaging them if i dunno who they are or maybe its someone whom i've forgotten or maybe its the girl or guy sitting next to me in kindegarten. I mean its only the right thing to do, no? Its funny how they reply me by texting something really stupid like.. "Oh, you don't know me but i only want to add you as a friends." (Yes,friendS.) Damn bodoh mengelabah o-keh.

Not only that sometimes when i reject a certain friend request because i don't know who they are and they look like they only want to add you for fun right ? And guess what .. they'll add you right back up the next day. I mean what is wrong with these people. Don't they get it?

I guess not.

So these are some of the messages which i've gotten from several anonymous on Friendster.

Megalomaniac no 1:
"hi... mind to friend??? hope to heard from u soon...bye"
I got another message from this same person again which was written .. "Add me oh."
Ho ho. I very doubt so i will.

Megalomaniac no 2:
"I am very glad to know you...... can send you email add me my email XXXXX@hotmail.com "
I don't even know what this guy wants in the beginning until i realise that he only wanted my email so that he could add me up. Bodoh to the max. -_-"

Okie and this is really funny.

Megalomaniac no 3:
The title was wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow ......

What the fuck laa.

Okie the contents are as follow without correction ..
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow ......
i cant close my eyes when the 1st time i c ur pic!!
u made me wanted to send message to you just totell yoju this~~I
n fact, i m more intrested to know how is your life more than the your pic.
I think your life must wonderfol and intresting than mine... mind to tell me ??
hi ,, i m xxxx.
Nice to meet you here ,,i like to meet frens,, and i like to learn from people who i think they are really good ~~
and i like to read books, traveling, and scubadiving ~
~pls add me at:
friendster:xxxx@hotmail.com
msn: xxxx@hotmail.com

I think i should have at least reply him with something like this..
"Hello xxxx, WOW thanks a lot arr for msging me ar.. and oh yahh sorry for making you can't close your eyes ar.. Sure very de pain la hor? Wah so good ar.. haven't even meet you can make you wanted to message me ar? wow wow wow wow.. and oh yeah ar. my life is good laa and yes of course it is more interesting and more wonderfOoool than yours laa. what to do laa cuz i have a life rightt.. ? ... "

Omfg i can't continue. I just dunno what else should i type. I know i must be a boring person as to write a reply also tak jadi. What to do laa.. i have a life lah. -_-

Okay i don't only get messages from megalomaniacs and people which amazes me to the core i also get messages from Girl Girl, you know. *wow suddenly i feel like i'm on top of the world*
*sniggers sarcastically*

" hi,i m girl girl..
i juz wanna know u..
can we b fren? "

*faints*
...

I'm so speechless.

This one lagi can die dot com.

Hazel wrote:hey there ..er thanks for the smile .. but who are u again?
megalomaniac no 4 wrote:im ur new friend...r u sure?baby.

AM I SURE OF WHAT ?? AND WHATS WITH THE STUPID BABY ? DO I LOOK LIKE A BABY TO YOU ??! I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO BE SEXY OR SOMETHING.

*pukes yesternight's dinner*

And then theres this another one from megalomaniac no 5:
"how are u i hope that u are fine i am dxxx from ipoh stay at xxx and single working with xxx if u dt mind can i be yr friend u can call me 01x-5xxxxxx or mail me xxxxxx@yahoo.com hope to hear soon from u sori i dt have acc at friendster i am using my friend mail i hope u dt mind"

Of course i don't mind. I don't even care for that matter.

I dunno whats with these people just bodoh bodoh give their number out. Like as if i'll EVER call you laa right ? And yeah thanks for telling me you are single and also soo sorry you don't have a friendster account la.. *rolls eyes*

-_-

My gawd, i know i am damn bitchy dot com but really lah sometimes i really wanna know what all these *toot* people really think.

Boyfriend thinks that they're just desperate. Now thats fine and everything.
But they also don't get the picture that i am in a relationship as my status in Friendster states that and ohhh yeah not forgetting the massive arse pictures i have smooching my boyfriend laa yea ?

O-keh fine maybe i don't have smoochie photo of him but at least just get the picture i already have somebody in my life.

Maybe my boyfriend looks too innocent and people are just not intimidated by that. *laffs*
My bf damn macho o-keh. *laffs even more*

O-keh enuff bitchings imma go get some shut eyes now.

Just wasted a whole lot of time bitching about something stupid.

Wee .. *throws confetti in air*

I'm so proud of myself. Can just use the time up to study or something more productive but noo have to blog also.