Joke

This has to be THE funniest real life joke i've ever heard ..

Friend 1: What would you do if someone called you a pussy?

Friend 2 which is really really really really naive thinks really really hard and comes back in 3 minutes saying..

Friend 2: I don't get it.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Why would someone call me a cat?

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Oh my fucken god.

Cha lannn tou.

I swear i laughed till i nearly drop my glass of Belvedere's okeh.